Subject: Whatfreaks parodies to come, just posted, etc.

Written By: Step-chan on 02/22/08 at 5:28 pm

Don't know how much traffic this thread will get, but I figured I'd start it.

Submitted a dirtier version of my Ninja Babe Lesbian song parody.

Subject: Re: Whatfreaks parodies to come, just posted, etc.

Written By: Step-chan on 03/05/08 at 7:29 pm

I have a couple of others that I going to make dirtier and submit here(both Nirvana parodies)...

Just need to take care of some other stuff first.

Subject: Re: Whatfreaks parodies to come, just posted, etc.

Written By: Step-chan on 05/16/08 at 6:23 pm

I haven't gotten anything done, though I have been meaning to.

Subject: Re: Whatfreaks parodies to come, just posted, etc.

Written By: DocWoody on 09/03/08 at 9:44 am

Seems to take a bit of time for new parodies to come up, so.....

Shapeless (from Shameless by Garth Brooks or Billy Joel)
(you all might remember that I like 'em Pretty, Hot, and Thick )

Well I'm shapeless when it comes to being nude,
No I really can't attract a dude,
Cause I've got no curves at all.

And I'm rail-thin. Baby, you can't pinch an inch,
Thought that getting laid would be a cinch,
But the boys don't come to call.

You know I'm not a girl who has ever been
Insecure about the body I've been living in.
My wits are charming; my look is fresh,
But when my dates try to grope my flesh,

I'm shapeless, baby I don't have a prayer
Anytime I see you standing there
Gawking at my bony knees.

And I'm changing: I cut out all my exercise,
Had a few McDonalds cherry pies.
Put some pounds upon me, please!

You see in all my life I've never found
Food I couldn't resist, food I couldn't turn down.
I thought my hard body was a pretty view,
But I wanna get plump for you.

I have never had any man thrust his throbbing pole into me.
Cause I worked too hard to be all skin and bone.
Yes I starved myself to death and jogged obsessively.
But it's the thick girls that men can't refuse.
Pass me the pizza, bring the booze,
I'm shapeless!...shapeless.

You know it should be easy for a girl who eats
To grow a little belly or some decent size teats.
I've never lost any weight I ever missed,
But I've never stuffed myself like this...

Now where are my hips?

I'm shapeless, shapeless as a girl can be
People think I had mastectomy.
I'm a skinny little ho.

I am shapeless
Shapeless
Shapeless...

Subject: Re: Whatfreaks parodies to come, just posted, etc.

Written By: DocWoody on 09/03/08 at 9:51 am

Another parody of mine that has yet to surface on WF:

Original song: "Luck Be A Lady," performed by Frank Sinatra

Parody title: "Fuck! I'm the lady (tonight)"

They call you Lady Fuck,
But there is room for doubt.
God help the guys who don't know
What that nickname's all about.

You're on this date with me.
My hand is on your tush.
I'm thinking when the evening is over,
You might give me the bush.

You led me to your bedroom,
You said "It's time to play."
But what's with all the strap-ons, by the way?

Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
Call me Ben Dover, and just get it over with.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

Kiddie porn was my crime,
And my neighbor dropped a dime.
I'm not as rich as Michael Jackson, got convicted,
Now I'm doin' hard time.

A prison bitch needs protection;
It isnt fair, it isnt nice.
Survival means sucking every cock in the room
And blowing the meaner guys twice.

Lets keep this party discreet.
No talk of this on the street.
Shove it in me, buddy; you're the cellmate that I'm stuck with.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

The warden watches with erection
This oral rape, he thinks it's nice.
Survival means sucking every cock in the room
And blowing the meaner guys twice

Lets keep this party discreet.
No talk of this on the street.
Shove it in me, buddy; you're the cellmate that I'm stuck with
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

Subject: Re: Whatfreaks parodies to come, just posted, etc.

Written By: jerkoff on 09/04/08 at 7:45 pm

Seems to take a bit of time for new parodies to come up, so.....

I'm not seeing many submissions lately, so I stopped checking. my bad.

If people want to submit more, I'll update more often.

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