I have to apologize for not being around here nearly as much as I should have. For some reason or another, I've either been focusing elsewhere far too much or I've been far too busy arguing with Mel to make any sensible contributions all round.

I promise to be slightly more disgusting here from now on — everyone needs to be sometimes!

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, or is that Absinthe makes it smart to fondle?  I always get those two phrases mixed up.

Post when you feel up to it.  Or you've been felt up, whichever comes first.  ;)