Over the years, I have seen some great sayings on tee shirts or bumper stickers. So here is a place to list some of your favorites.


-Stress: When the mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

-Frustration is when a girl puts her bra on backwards-and it fits.

-It has been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up.


I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Ok, your turn.


Cat

Okay, I can't remember them of the top of my head, so I'll open another window and search for them while I posting this. ;D

(A few minutes go by)

I found some bumper sticker ones.

-Keep honking. I'm reloading.

-Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them.

-Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive... drink.

-Shit hit the fan? Try the toilet instead.

I'll post some others later. :)

-Stress: When the mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

-Frustration is when a girl puts her bra on backwards-and it fits.

-It has been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up.

Cat



  LOL..!

  I remember one on a pickup - "Yes, It's Paid For.  No, I Won't Help You Move"...

 

Answers to all those "My other car is a Rolls Royce" or whatever:

-My other car is a broom
-My other car is a piece of shit, too.


Answers to those "Baby on Board" signs

-Brat in truck
-Ex-mother-in-law in truck.



Cat

Remember the classic "Shit Happens" one?

Remember the classic "Shit Happens" one?


I had a supervisor who had that on her truck-someone stole it-the sticker not the truck.  ???



Cat

I had a supervisor who had that on her truck-someone stole it-the sticker not the truck.  ???



Cat


Well, I never heard of a sticker being stolen off of a truck.

And I thought the Garfields being stolen out of vehicles was silly.

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I had a supervisor who had that on her truck-someone stole it-the sticker not the truck.  ???



Cat


    ;D

Cash, gas, grass, or ass: nobody rides for free.



Cat

"Oscar Meyer:  Because nothing beats a good weiner"

"My golden retriever is smarter than your honor roll student"

"If you can read this, you're following too closely"

Ant



My kid beat up your honor student.



Cat

Today's word of the day: Legs
Help spread the word.



Cat

I Don't Know Jack Shit, But I Met Diddly Squat

Niagra Falls But Viagra Rises

Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand

Take Revenge, Shit On A Pidgeon

Don't Steal The Government Hates Competition

Hands Up Motherstickers, This Is A Fuck-Up

I'm Going Nuckin Futs

How Do I Spell Relief? F-A-R-T

I Love My Country  It's The Government I'm Afraid Of

What Would Scooby Do?

http://www.prankplace.com/stickers20.htm

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep I am

Or

When I get drunk I get my wucking murds fuddled

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep I am

Or

When I get drunk I get my wucking murds fuddled



How about: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.



Cat

I'm not drunk you shilly sit. :D