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Subject: Hair

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/14/07 at 11:31 pm

No, I don't mean some stupid-ass musical from the '60s, I mean how much do you like and where?

Less and less has been the trend for the past 20 years.  I'm not exactly a "hirsuite" man myself, but I prefer women to look like womn, not little girls, thank you much.

What I like--

Pubic region--the natural inverted triangle shape, even a little bushy is quite nice.  I don't like it running wild to the navel, fanning to the thighs, and tufting up the gluteal region. 

Axillary:  As with the pubic region, this is an instinctual erogenous zone, thus underarm hair is very arousing to me.  Again, moderation, once Tarzan can swing from it, that's a bit much.

Legs: I prefer shaved, but please, no waxing.  Nobody should put themselves through that for sex appeal.  You want to fuck a Macy's mannequin?  Fine.  Count me out.

Arms: Fine, just not Neanderthal.

Definite turnoffs: Hairy backs, female moustache (misstache?  Femmestache?), hairy hands, hairy feet.

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/15/07 at 12:18 am

The exotic is always a turn-on.  Linda Lovelace wasn't the first, but she was the first one who made it famous.  Remember, before the early '60s, you could get arrested for publishing anything explicit.  Nipples was as far as you could go.  I don't know when the actual regulations changed, but it wasn't until 1969 (I think) that Playboy showed the first glimpse of pubic hair.  Within a couple of years you had porno chic (Deep Throat, The Devil in Miss Jones, etc.), then Penthouse and Hustler. 

Mind you, there was always the underground blue movies and Danish pigfucker freakshow stuff, but you could actually go to jail for distributing it, and in some cases just possessing it!
:o

Thus, why shave it if nobody's supposed to see it?  No, it was not included in Miss Grundy's Personal Hygiene and Marital Instruction course!  Only two men were supposed to have access to your goods, your doctor in his office (girls aren't supposed to be doctors, just nurses) and your husband, and then in the dark....in the sanctified marriage bed...under the blankets....exclusively for the purposes of procreation.  Other than that, you're a fallen woman, you burn in hell.  Get it? Got it? Good!

So...when the first shaved pussies started showing up in porno, I thought it was hot stuff.  I've had girlfriends who have done it, and I didn't complain.  However, when it became a requirement, that's when it started to turn me off.  When both guys and girls started talking of pubic hair like it was intrinsically repulsive, I was like, hey, what the fuck? 

There is a bogus association of "shaved" with "clean."  Crummy personal hygiene is crummy personal hygiene, hairy or nary.  In fact, shaving can cause irritation and increase vulnerability to infections.

Is there a double standard?  I dunno.  I don't check out guys.  From what I can surmise, there is.  Shaving for guys (I mean shaving down there) is like a body builder thing or a gay thing or both.  I used to go to a health club where some body builders worked out.  I couldn't help noticing.  But I wasn't about to go up to the guy in the shower room who's 300 pounds of muscle and go, "Say, Mack, howd'ya shave your balls?"
:D

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/15/07 at 2:02 am


Sorry, I have to wait to kama you again!

Of course it is a double standard. You or I can go out in public with unshaved pits and no one will think anything odd of it. A woman doing the same would more than likely get branded with "trailer trash", "dyke", "freak", "feminist nazi bitch" or some other bullshit in a second. Extremely few would be accepting of this, where as they are with men, therefore it's a double standard.

Seriously, what would draw more negative attention at a beach: two guys kissing or a woman showing pubes? The answer is the latter, only because society is still afraid of a woman's sexuality.

I have shaved my pits before only because I mistakenly thought it would help with how much I sweat. It made no difference at all.

As for shaving the ol' scrote, if you do it, DON'T use a pair of electric clippers without the guard, and, if you do, DEFINITELY DON'T use Gold Bond medicated powder to try to make it feel better.

(don't ask me how I know that!)

Ant




Trailer trash dyke freak feminist nazi bitch?
Yes, I've seen all those descriptions compounded into just one woman.
It ain't like the old days.  Now being an out lesbian doesn't indicate any particular level of wealth, worldliness, education, or racial tolerance.  Nope, they're out there!
;D

The irony, of course, is every guy knows he'd what he'd rather see...a woman's pubes!

I'm sorry, I just don't understand the nutsack-shaving thang.  You know the your nervous system reacts if you just think about your nuts getting crushed in a vise?  That's your brain saying, "See, this is real important, if you lose 'em, they ain't coming back!" 

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Sugar Kane on 09/15/07 at 10:55 am

Women have been taking off their body hair since forever,it's not a new trend, and i do think we look better without hair on our legs and armipts,and with not too much pubic hair,"brazilian wax" for me is the best(and no we do not take it all off),i actually enjoy the ritual of waxing,i don't find it as painful as some say.

As for men,i'm the opposite,i like hairy men,if a guy as less body hair than me that's a major turn off.
So i guess i'm helping the "double standard",but really whatever works for you is what you should do.

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/15/07 at 12:14 pm

I can't stand women with hairy armpits. One time, Carlos' ex showed up pick up my youngest step-daughter. She just came from a wedding and had a sleeveless dress on-with hairy pits. I was just... :P  I would rather see women with hairy legs than hairy pits. But, that is me. I know there are some women who don't care as well as guys. I do shave my legs and pits (of course). I hate to shave and only do it when it gets really bad (which is about once a week or so) or if I know I will be going somewhere where I have to wear shorts or a dress (or a swim suit). I also wax my chin & upper lip. I had a friend who tried to get me to wax my eye brows but I said NO WAY!!!

As for men, I usually don't mind hair-anywhere. I usually don't care for beards but some guys look great in them. The funny thing about my dad, he has A LOT of hair EVERY WHERE on his body-his back, coming out of his ears, etc. but none on the top of his head.  :D ;D ;D Go figure.


Cat

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/15/07 at 1:28 pm

I don't like completely shaved cunts, but I don't mind a bit of pruning around the lips (I shaved Cat there once or twice but she doesn't like it), it makes licking a bit more pleasant, but hair down there is ok too.

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Paul on 09/15/07 at 3:33 pm


The funny thing about my dad, he has A LOT of hair EVERY WHERE on his body-his back, coming out of his ears, etc. but none on the top of his head.  :D ;D ;D Go figure.


I can do better than 'figure', I can relate!  :(

Hair from the earholes...who in Mother Nature's department thought that one up?  ???

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/15/07 at 5:28 pm

I forgot to mention in my last post that I LOVE as much hair on the top of my head but unfortunately, my hair only grows so long-and it usually grows OUT instead of down.  :'( :'( :'(




Cat

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: whistledog on 09/15/07 at 8:03 pm

Actually, 'Hair' the musical had some good music.  'Good Morning Starshine' is a Canadian song!


I like a gal the bushier the better.  I'm not a big fan of leg, arm, hand, feet, chest, back or facial hair, but I don't mind armpit hair

As for hair on the head, I like a gal with long flowing hair

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Suq Madiq on 09/16/07 at 12:11 am

I'm not a fan of female armpit hair nor leg, chest, back, nipple nor facial hair. 
Pussy hair is cool with me.  I've been with a range from shaved to jungle; shaved was cool but not visually appealing.  To quote Revenge of the Nerds, "We want BUSH!"  ;D

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Bobo on 09/17/07 at 7:44 am

I quite like Golden Smog's cover version of "Easy to Be Hard"... oh wait, not that kind of hair. Although if you have a disgusting enough mind, you can make any number of double entendres about the title of the song!

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Bobo on 09/17/07 at 7:48 am

(musical moment)

This is the dawning of the aaage of a-hairy-ass!

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/18/07 at 7:12 pm


Women have been taking off their body hair since forever,it's not a new trend, and i do think we look better without hair on our legs and armipts,and with not too much pubic hair,"brazilian wax" for me is the best(and no we do not take it all off),i actually enjoy the ritual of waxing,i don't find it as painful as some say.

As for men,i'm the opposite,i like hairy men,if a guy as less body hair than me that's a major turn off.
So i guess i'm helping the "double standard",but really whatever works for you is what you should do.

There's no right or wrong here.  Just personal tastes.  As long as you personally enjoy waxing, go for it!  I just hate to think of women doing it out of peer pressure.  I'm not a particularly hairy guy.  You woulda loved my friend Frank. 100% Italian, olive skin, great green eyes, he looked like a soap opera actor...he really did!  He was also a semi-professional body builder, so he was buff and chiseled.  Here's the catch: He's naturally a very hairy guy, but when he was doing the body builder thing, he was the one plucking and waxing.  He spend hours on it every week.  Imagine doing your bikini line...now imagine doing that x10!  I asked him, "Do you shave...?"
"Everything," said he.  I decided to discontinue the inquiry!
:o
Now he's lost interest in the body building thing, so he's hairy again...BUT he's REALLY lost interest, so he's approaching 40 and developing a nice paunch for himself. 

Seriously, this guy could go to any club and walk outta the place with two girls.  Was I envious?  A bit.  However, he and I had polar opposite tastes. 

Oh, remember the Julie Brown song "Big and Stupid"?  That was Frank.  Yeah, old Frank was about as dumb as a bag of doorknobs, so he wasn't much for a deep philosophical conversation.  But that's not why the girls went for Frank.  I think it was more Frank's frank!
;D

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: The Naughty One on 09/26/07 at 3:00 pm


I'm not a fan of female armpit hair nor leg, chest, back, nipple nor facial hair. 
Pussy hair is cool with me.  I've been with a range from shaved to jungle; shaved was cool but not visually appealing.  To quote Revenge of the Nerds, "We want BUSH!"  ;D


I thought you liked chicks with braided pitts?

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Suq Madiq on 09/26/07 at 9:49 pm


I thought you liked chicks with braided pitts?


No, spank you. :P  I think that's somebody else.  ;D

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/28/07 at 11:52 pm


I thought you liked chicks with braided pitts?

Brad Pitt?

Subject: Re: Hair

Written By: MadameA on 06/03/09 at 3:58 am

In terms of pubic and body hair on men, I can stand anywhere from none to a moderate amount, but I wouldn't boink a man who looked like a fucking Sasquatch. In terms of facial hair, I can go for, as long as they're not going for the ZZ Top look. I don't like long hair on men, but it's plainly obvious that I like long hair on myself (not to mention other women). As for my hair, it is natural in terms of color and texture, and I have had this style since the 1990s, which was when very long curly hair was more common than it is now. Excessive pubic hair and any body or underarm hair on women can have a nauseating effect on me, albeit not in a literal sense.

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