You can vote twice if you have 2 favorites!

Please feel free to check out my other parodies on WhatFreaks:

http://www.whatfreaks.com/parody/authors/andrewwoodard.shtml

Warning to Tam:  don't look at these songs which contain the "C" word:  :-X
American Homosexual Bar Association,
Mamas, Don't let your Babies Grow up to be Queerboys

And if you don't like "twat," then avoid Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer.

I'm sure your collective morbid curiosities have gotten the better of you now ;-)
DocWoody

I did this for you already in the WhatFreaks board.... it's all good - I will go delete it! ;)

I said Plump!

Don't think I could personally read Billie Dean though.

BTW - absolutely love Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys!!! ;D ;D ;D

I said Plump!

Don't think I could personally read Billie Dean though.

BTW - absolutely love Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys!!! ;D ;D ;D


Plump would be a good one.  Haven't listened to the Presidents in so long I'd have to relearn the song.  This is also a gratuitous post to bump my poll back to the top since I don't have that many votes yet.  :-\

Yesterday being MJ's birthday I couldn't resist going ahead and writing Billy Dean though.  Hope you can stomach it because it's funny!