Closest I've come to that is knowing some swingers.  Saw them last weekend.  Never been with another dude and have no desire to.  Haven't had the threesome thing neither, although if that were to ever happen I'd prefer me as the M and two F's as opposed to one or two other M's.

Closest I've come to that is knowing some swingers.  Saw them last weekend.  Never been with another dude and have no desire to.  Haven't had the threesome thing neither, although if that were to ever happen I'd prefer me as the M and two F's as opposed to one or two other M's.


I'm with the Ho on this one!
I don't think I could do the threesome thing because I an easily jealous and so is my husband. Of course, we vocalize it during sex, as in we make a story to go along with it sometimes, but I know it could never happen in real life!

I have thought about what it would be like to be with a woman, but again, I have no desire to actually try. Now mind you, if you turn a porno on - I would rather watch a female get eaten out then anything else in the entire flick! ;)

I have the jealousy issue meself....although I've always had this fantasy of two guys and me.

Years ago my husband and I went to a swingers party, and it was really weird.  I dunno, the guys were all older and creepy.  We never did anything with anyone and left pretty early.

I've been had threesome a few times (not recently  :()...my husband, me and another woman.  It was fun.

I'd never have sex with a guy.  But I'll gladly screw two ladies at once.

Did you ever see the movie "Go"?  I was so jealousy of that British guy who banged those two woman at once.  That's the ultimate fantasy!  8)

There's a club in Ottawa (or at least there was in 2005) that my wife and I went to 2 or 3 times, the last time being on Valentine's Day 2005.  there were actually a couple of young (20's) couples, and several in their 30's.  Mostly 40's, wealthy, and a few old guard in the 50's.  It's really an anything goes atmosphere.  A couple next to us on a couch did a lap dance with me in arm's reach of the other woman's tits.  I didn't touch, of course; there's such a thing as etiquette.  We talked to some people, danced with some other couples; I even ran into and danced with a coworker of mine, someone I barely knew at all.  You'd never know she had a rack like that with the way she dresses at work.  :o 

The farthest we went was to have sex (with each other, nobody else) in one of the back rooms where other couples were going at it.  We didn't swap.  It wasn't very good sex either; I had trouble keeping it up because I knew in my wife's heart of hearts she really wasn't comfortable there.  Plus her hearing impairment makes any club an impossible place to get to know other people, let alone a swing club.  A few months after that episode, she got pregnant (by me of course) and we went from bored-couple-looking-for-new-ways-to-have-fun to busy-nesting-parental-couple-looking-for-30-spare-minutes-to-have-sex.

Such is life!
Woody

Had a menage-a trois in HS, once.

It was at my house, no one else there, Saturday night.
Me & 2 heavier gals, up in my rm. on the top floor.

I ate one while the other sucked on me, then they switched.
(This episode earned me the title, "Master Of Frogs".)

I also fiddled with "battin' for the home team", in my Rocky Horror days. For about 6 months, I was experimenting. That's how I discovered I prefer Miss Kitty over Mr. Richard.

Had a menage-a trois in HS, once.

It was at my house, no one else there, Saturday night.
Me & 2 heavier gals, up in my rm. on the top floor.



I tip my hat to you, fellow chubby chaser!  I haven't even achieved that feat yet, but with my wife at 5'4, 180, and her best friend at 5'6, 215 I just might someday ;-)

I tip my hat to you, fellow chubby chaser!  I haven't even achieved that feat yet, but with my wife at 5'4, 180, and her best friend at 5'6, 215 I just might someday ;-)


Hell, you ought to see my wife!

Hell, you ought to see my wife!


That sounds like an offer to me  :P

Just by seeing your picture...you don't strike me as a "chubby chaser"...I don't know, I mean..I guess they don't have their own special looks to them....but, it was my first impression. :D ;D


That could be the subject of a whole new discussion/thread.  First impressions, stereotypes, and sexual prejudice.

But as for me not looking like a "chubby chaser,"  I realize that I am a thin guy, but don't worry, guys are like ants (Ants?  8) ), they can carry many times their own weight.  But for safety's sake I wouldn't get under a woman who weighs more than I can squat press  :o  I'd get on top of her though!

DocWoody

I have always dated/been with Rubenesque women.
I guess that's because of my family...no "milk dud" women in this lad's family!

(I have the unfortunate knowledge of my mother's chest size...44FF)

My wife is a 38 DDD or E, depending on the brand of brassiere.
And an ass to knock J-Lo outta da water!

I was terribly insecure when I was younger, so swinging would have been a the worst thing. 

I don't like getting naked in front of other men.  The locker room is different.  I mean in a sexual way. 

If the opportunity for a FFM menage-a-trois had cum up, I wood have gone for it against my better interests. 

Part of what destroyed a relationship in college was knowing my GF had been in a three-way with this guy and his girlfriend before we were together.  It wouldn't have bugged me so much if I didn't think the two of them were toooootallly skanky.  We ran into them late one night at the Denny's.  She goes, "Max, this is Scott and this Laura."  I realized who it was and practically woofed my cookies right there.  He looked like...remember Harvey Keitel's character in the "Taxi Driver."  He looked kinda like that. Reeeeal sleazy.  He was talking about how he had just been released from a mental hospital and was off his meds in favor of weed.  She was one of those skeezy goth girls who could give you Hep-C if you looked at her too long.  The her doing....that...with them put a chill in the relationship.  I didn't want her hanging out with them, which she thought was totally ungroovy.  Normally it would be, but I explained, "Well, he's got schizoaffective disorder and they're both druggies, and you did sleep with them before, so they'll expect you to again."  I mean, forgive me for not wanting hepatitis, HIV, or god knows what! 

Anyway, in general, I believe in monogamy.  From what I've observed, the swinging lifestyle ends up in jealousy, insecurity, guilt and the like.  Furthermore, swingers are anything but "free" in their behavior.  They all seem totally hung up on rules and etiquette.  I can't blame them.  What they're doing does not work.