For now, there are a few rules for the Nasty Penguins messageboard. Please follow them.

~No spamming:

If you repeatedly post worthless shit here, especially ads, your account will be summarily deleted, no warning given.

~ Pornagraphy is allowed, but only in the Pix and Flix Board.

Porn posted elsewhere will be removed. Photoshops and animations/drawings of nudity are also only allowed on that board.

Pornagraphic avatars, signatures and attachments are not allowed anywhere.

~Links to any illegal acts is not allowed anywhere. This includes snuff, rape, bestiality, pedophilia, incest, "crush" videos, hacking, etc. This list may be expanded at any time without notice.

~No violence/death threat type posts:

If you get so worked up over a topic on a messageboard that you threaten to murder or injure someone, you need more help than I can give you. Don't bother making such posts, because they will be deleted, as will your account.

~No linking to or mentioning by name the "other" messageboard site. If you want to play nice and clean, you know where to go. If not, PM me and I'll tell you.

What is allowed:

~Profanity
~Talk of sex
~Off color material/dark humor
~Discussion of taboo or unpopular things
~Anything else nasty.

These rules are subject to change at any time and without notice, so I suggest you read this topic once in a while, especially if I put an "Update" in the subject field.


Any questions please feel free to ask.

So I guess posting that picture of Jessica Alba giving some guy a blow job is out of the question? :D

j/k

my question might b a stupid one.... what does stroke and poke mean. like i get the stroke thing its a karma but whats poke?

Poke is like "smite", or negative karma. That option was removed from the other board, but I think I'll keep it here for the time being.

For me, stroke, poke, hell, as long as I'm getting touched, it's all good! lol

Ant

thats what i was saying i mean then alot of girls out there like stripers i would rater be like her a doller get the f away from me and i would rater poke a girl then stroke her... :D

The karma thing should differ for males and females to make it easier ..

How's about this ...

Fuck her (him) / Chuck her (him)

;D

I can change the kama names to anything I want, but it can't be made gender specific based on user profiles.

Ant


Then how about ... Fuck 'em / Chuck 'em

:D

If you repeatedly post worthless shit here, especially ads for shit no one gives a fuck about, your account will be summarily deleted, no warning given.


Your phraseology makes me chuckle.
;D

Yes

I'm heeeeeeeeere. I don't want to post anything wrong. So I'll just respond to said threads ;)

But I can't believe Jason said fuck :o

Welcome to the boards, The Naught One!

Allow me to give you your first stroke.

Ant


Wow that made me all tingly inside.

Cool, got it.

I have a place where I can post images if I want(won't do that too often anyway).